Your
restaurant
decider
Our mission is very simple: to bring you the most honest and trustworthy opinions on where to eat around the world.


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Real people, with real opinions
Our restaurant reviews and guides are all written by a small group of highly trained, highly opinionated writers and editors. They eat out a lot. More than they probably should.
Honest and trusted reviews and guides


How we do What we do.
Show up
unannounced
Our team always dines anonymously under excellent aliases, like Angus Rymer or Christabel Champagne. Well, we clearly can’t use those names anymore, but you get the point.
Pay for
everything
We never accept free meals, reservations, compensation, or special treatment of any kind from any restaurants. Everything is paid for via our very own pockets.
Call it like
we see it
After a few visits, we’ll write up our thoughts in the form of a review, guide, or listing. Our goal is always to be honest at all costs, and to help you make good decisions about where to spend your money.
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Everything is better
with friends
Get access to members-only parties, early invites to events, exclusive use of our SMS-based restaurant recommendation service Text Rex, special content, discounts on great brands, and more, by joining The Infatuation’s membership program. We’re working on turning the ham horn logo into a bat-signal type of thing - so we can let you know about new member perks and events that are going on, but until then we’ll send you emails each month.

